One of my favorite jokes of all time.Well, the bear & the rabbit stopped what they were doing & decided to take the frog up on his offer. The bear shoved the rabbit to the side & went first:
"Wow! Okay, so I wish... uh... Okay, I wish that all the bears in this forest, except for me, were female!"
So the frog concentrates for a moment & announces that all the other bears in the forest were now female. The bear is very excited. The rabbit says:
"Mr. Magic Frog, I wish I had a motorcycle."
So the frog concentrates for a second, & a beautiful motorbike appears out of thin air next to the rabbit. The bear, who thinks the rabbit is crazy, comes up with his next wish:
"So, I wish that all the bears in the next forest over were also female!"
The frog concentrates, & announces that all the other bears in this forest & the next were all female. The bear is really uppity by now. The rabbit takes his turn:
"Mr. Magic Frog, I wish I had a motorcycle helmet."
So the frog grants him a fine helemt to go with his motorcycle. The bear looks at the rabbit as if to say 'What a dumbass.', & says to the frog:
"Now I wish that all the female bears in this forest & the next forest over were all in heat! Hah, beat that, stupid rabbit!"
So the frog focuses & exclaims that all the female bears are in heat & were hot for the only male bear in the region. The rabbit, unperturbed, calmly puts on his helmet, jumps on the motorcycle, revs the engine & turns to the frog:
"Mr. Magic Frog," he says, "I wish the bear was gay."
I will always love that one.
Remembered it just a while ago for some reason.
Oh yeah, & this is purty cool: [link]
And I tried to post this, but the file size was too big: [link]
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Buddehs 
Artistic
Devious Comments
Now, I've got one for you.
Three men were traveling together and came upon a raging river that they had to cross. Being very religious the first man knelt and prayed to God, "God, please give me the strength to cross this dangerous river." POOF! The man was given strong arms and legs and swam across the river nearly drowning.
The second man not wanting to drown also knelt in prayer, "God, please give me the strength and the means to cross this river safely." POOF! He was given strong arms, strong legs and a rowboat to cross the river, which he did nearly capsizing once.
The third man after seeing what had happened to the previous two also knelt down in prayer, "God, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river safely." POOF! The man was immediately changed into a woman who stopped long enough to read the map, walk 200 yards to the bridge where she safely crossed the river without a problem.
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You ain't so bad your self.
I see a resemblace of H.R. Giger as well as R.S Connett
Peter S Sibrin
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"Art is not a war with egos and esteem, nor a battle to become a "better artist". Instead it is an inner desire to fulfill what the artist wants to see but more than that, what the artist wants to EXPERIENCE." -- *whisperpntr
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"A Romeo & Juliet for necrophiliacs would have had a much happier ending." -Hard
I'll tell ya one that's supposed to be interactive, but that would take too long.
Person 1: Wanna hear a farmer joke?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: Okay, so a guy's car breaks down & he stays with this farmer at his farm while his car is being fixed. The farmer says that the man will have to stay in the barn because he doesn't have a guest room. The man says that'll be okay. The farmer then says that if the guy gets a little lonely, he can use the cow. The guy thinks it's a little weird, but he agrees to stay in the barn for the night. So the guy is resting on the hay & he's actually, you know, a bit lonely. So he figures, hey, there's no one else around, I guess I can try the cow. So he goes over to the cow & see that it even has those- ah... what'ah ya call 'em? Those things on horse saddles?
Person 2: Um...
Person 1: You put your feet in 'em?
Person 2: Uh... Oh, stirrups.
Person 1: Oh, so you fuck cows, too?
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"A Romeo & Juliet for necrophiliacs would have had a much happier ending." -Hard
Three guys were traveling a long way by foot and they stopped at a farmer's house to ask if they could sleep in his barn. The farmer was nice and told them they could and that there was even a big, King-sized bed in the loft that they could share. The three were very grateful and fell asleep early. The next morning when they awoke one guy say, "Wow! That was such a nice rest. I even had a great dream that I got a hand job from a beautiful blond."
"Wow, that's strange," said one of the other guys, "I had that same dream, only it was a knock-out brunette that gave me a hand job!" The two guys were surprised that they had nearly the very same dream and turned to the guy in the middle, "Did you have the same dream too?" they asked in unison.
"No," said the third guy, "I had a dream that I was skiiing."
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You ain't so bad your self.
I see a resemblace of H.R. Giger as well as R.S Connett
Peter S Sibrin
I like that one.
If I get time later, I'll remember another one.
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"A Romeo & Juliet for necrophiliacs would have had a much happier ending." -Hard
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You ain't so bad your self.
I see a resemblace of H.R. Giger as well as R.S Connett
Peter S Sibrin
"What's the center of mass confusion in Espanola?"
"I dunno, what?"
"Father's Day."
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"A Romeo & Juliet for necrophiliacs would have had a much happier ending." -Hard
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You ain't so bad your self.
I see a resemblace of H.R. Giger as well as R.S Connett
Peter S Sibrin
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